11 Types of Men

11 Types of Men – Which Are You Dating

submitted by Trina Davis

Let’s get real for a minute about dating and talk about  about the 11 basic types of men out there for you to choose from. Which of these guys have you dated in the past? Which might you be dating right now? A humorus look at the pool of available single men.

1. Mr. Thug Life

Advantages

a. Real good at making love

b. Fun & Exciting

c. Makes you laugh

d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages

a. Usually drinks and smokes too much

b. Always got drama

c. Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old)

d. In and out of jail

2. Mr. I Don’t Have A Girlfriend

Advantages

a. Will take you out in the beginning

b. Will introduce you to all his friends

c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages

a. Has a girlfriend who he’s been with since the 2nd grade

b. Will not get rid of her

c. He tells you about her after you’ve fallen in love with his ass

3. Mr. High Roller

Advantages

a. Will give you money with no questions asked

b. Has a lot of style to him

c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages

a. Never returns your pages or calls

b. Feels he can come by your house at any given time without calling first

c. Loves to be around his boys more than you

4. Mr. I’m In The Entertainment Business

Advantages

a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties

b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation

c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages

a. You don’t know if he’s homosexual, heterosexual, or bi.

b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment

c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, then there’s drama at the door

d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn’t know them personally

5. Mr. Intellectual

Advantages

a. Book smart

b. Cares about how you feel

c. Has a very good job

d. Calls you all the time (returns your pages within 10 minutes)

Disadvantages

a. Boring as hell

b. Can’t make love

c. He is not street smart

d. Always asking you when can he see you again

6. Mr. Ghetto

Advantages

a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!

b. Makes you laugh

c. Got mad style and flava

d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy

e. Says he wants a reall relationship

Disadvantages

a. He got 3 or more baby momma’s

b. Wants to lay up in your crib – use the phone, smoke and eat up all the food

c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself

d. Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys

7. Mr. I’m A Righteous Black Man!

Advantages

a. Will teach you about black history

b. Revolutionary

c. Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally

d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages

a. Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash

b. No money – doesn’t have a job (*counter-revolutionary)

c. Doesn’t own a nice suit – always wearing camoflauge

d. In the end you find out he is just a trifling, con mothafucka

8. Mr. Nice Guy

Advantages

a. Will introduce you to his mother

b. Has a job and will take you out

c. Will give you money for your bills

d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages

a. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life

b. Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club

c. Ignores you when the game is on

d. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. Mr. Playa

Advantages

a. Will tell you that you’re not the only one (keeps it real!)

b. Sometimes he’s decent in bed

c. He tells you that you’ve changed him and he’s ready to settle down

d. Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages

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