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    Written by Deborrah Cooper   
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    tupid genetics dating advice relationships love dating tips singlesSome singles are so anxious for love they rush into commitments with people they really don't know much about.  The older and wiser I get, the more I've come to realize the importance of taking the time to assess the personality, health history and attitudes of potential mates with a critical eye to their genetics.  Why?  Because stupidity is carried in the genes!

     

    Consider Genetics Before You Choose a Mate
    The Stupid Muthafucka Syndrome Is an Inherited Trait

    © 2008 Deborrah Cooper / AskHeartBeat.Com

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    Gene Pool or Cesspool?

    Scientific studies have proven that we acquire many of our physical and emotional traits from our parents.  Diseases like sickle cell and breast cancer, as well as learning disabilities, and bad backs are transferred from parent to child.  Talents, dispositions, and personality traits are also passed through the genes.   

    The mentality and behaviors set out above are part of a family's gene pool.  Ignoring the fact that your partner has schizophrenia, addictive behaviors, depression, violence, criminalistic behaviors, or just plain stupidity in his or her family lineage will come back and bite you in the butt later.  

    Some psychologists believe that behavior and attitudes are a learned response.  However, similar personality and behavioral traits are evidenced, even when children grow up without ever knowing their biological parents.  I believe that there is a super-dominant gene, as yet undiscovered by research scientists but which I have cleverly identified as "The Stupid Muthafucka" gene. 

    What Did You Say?!?

    Flash back to 7th grade biology. You might remember that each of your parents carried 23 chromosomes which joined together to create you.  Chromosomes determine everything we get from our parents, from hair and eye color to gender. Whether you are born a male or female depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes.  And whether you are suffering from The Stupid Muthafucka Syndrome or not depends on the presence or absence of certain chromosomes as well, I'm convinced of it.  

    Dominant genes are the more common traits found in humans such as brown eyes, dark hair, and normal pigment in your skin.  Examples of recessive genes are blonde or red hair, thin lips, grey or blue eyes, and albinism.  I firmly believe that the Stupid Muthafucka gene is a dominant and not a recessive gene.  It also crosses all racial and ethnic divides and is in evidence in men and women worldwide.  

    Look around! There are more and more stupid muthafuckas crossing our paths every day!  The Stupid Muthafucka gene is being passed along from generation to generation, just like genes for eye color and height.  



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