Now, that boy is what, still in his 20's and Mariah is 40?
Find a man, Mariah--someone whose resume doesn't include being on the same network as Sponge Bob Squarepants..
Watch her pull a Star Jones when the "marriage" falls apart..
When he sues her for alimony and she's on the talk show circuit crying about how Nick done her wrong, I don't even wanna hear it..
But all you ugly cats should be feelin' great right about now: Jay-Z has Beyonce; Jermaine Dupri has Janet and now Nick has Mariah..