The Cheap MOFO!!!

[MsHeartBeat]

I just have to share this story 

I went on an Internet date (yes, I know) recently.  When my 1 month subscription expires, I'm outta there! 

Dude asked me to lunch, went on and on about this restaurant.  Being a Sistah, I always takes me enuff money to pay my own way.  Good thing I did.

First of all, when we sat down he said he wasn't that hungry. [ Ms. HeartBeat Translation:  The asswipe is broke and can't afford no food. ]

So then he wanted to split a burger.  Fine, whatever.  I ordered me a drink though cause I KNEW I needed some booze to cope with this drama.  He looked funny.  I told him no problem I'd be paying for it myself.  Then he hit me with the bomb.

He went into some song and dance about how he was changing banks and his new ATM card  hadn't come yet, and he tried to transfer money to his PayPal VISA, but even that takes 3 days, blah blah blah.  He finished by saying he only had $10 cash on him. I was just staring at him.  He came from San Mateo, which means he had to cross a bridge and drive for 40 minutes to meet me with $10 in his pocket?  I just stared at him.

So then we ate, I left $16 on a $22.53 bill including a coupla bucks for her tip.  I got up to leave.  He insisted he was gonna go to the bathroom.  I walked out the door and he was still sitting there.  But within 60 seconds he was on my heels.  I think that fool waited until I was gone, put on his coat, snatched the money I left for tip, and left!!! 

LOSER!!!  This was my first interracial date too.  hahahaha!

[devineone]

I just have to share this story 

I went on an Internet date (yes, I know) recently.  When my 1 month subscription expires, I'm outta there! 

Dude asked me to lunch, went on and on about this restaurant.  Being a Sistah, I always takes me enuff money to pay my own way.  Good thing I did.

First of all, when we sat down he said he wasn't that hungry. [ Ms. HeartBeat Translation:  The asswipe is broke and can't afford no food. ]

So then he wanted to split a burger.  Fine, whatever.  I ordered me a drink though cause I KNEW I needed some booze to cope with this drama.  He looked funny.  I told him no problem I'd be paying for it myself.  Then he hit me with the bomb.

LOSER!!!  This was my first interracial date too.  hahahaha!

OK first of all  I had to get my laugh on. ROTFLMAO That was funny  the way you told it, although I know it wasn't funny with you experiencing it.
San Mateo!  Those dudes down that way are supposed to have a few dollars.  That's not that far from Silicon Valley and most dudes who live in Burlingame, and San Mateo work there.  What's up with this guy acting so cheap?! 

I went out on a few online dates back in Dec of last year and Jan and Feb of this year and some turned out nice, but a lot of the guys just wanted to meet in real life to have sex.  They felt that since we had comunicated in cyberspace forabout a month, that's all the talking we needed to do.  Now it was time for sex. .  The window of 'getting to know you' had shrunken down to a nano second.  I had to let that online dating go.  I tried it once, only to realize it wasn't for me.  Too bad you're all the way on the west coast Ms. HB, I know a nice guy for you, but he's in the south. 

[Kimora]

I would have cursed his dumb behind out..........  

Shoot I would have been putting on my coat in the middle of his rambling and bounced......

[tigerlilly]

I think that fool waited until I was gone, put on his coat, snatched the money I left for tip, and left!!! 

Oh, you know he did!  How disgusting.   And that ATM card story is pure BS.

They felt that since we had comunicated in cyberspace forabout a month, that's all the talking we needed to do.

Yeah, and some think emailing and talking on the phone “for hours” = a relationship.  That’s a pen-pal and a phone friend.  Well, talk is cheap.  I’ve even seen where men and women yap about having met the love of their life, then once pinned down they admit they have never actually “met” the person or spent time with them in person.   Basically, the person has sent a picture (which may even be someone else or a 10 y/o pic), and told them what they want to hear.