If you came with a WARNING label... What would it say?

[devineone]

Mine would say:
WARNING: Nice when handled with care, nasty when carelessly handled.

[MsHeartBeat]

Mine would say (and does on a tshirt)

Come Correct or Don't Come at All!

[cool breeze]

I need one for the rear window in my Honda..

Mine would say, "Why you gotta park next to me? Ain't you never seen a Honda Accord before?"

I mean, I always park like a country mile away from everybody because folks around here like to ding your car or scratch your car with their ginormous SUVs then act like they didn't do anything..And I know I ain't as slim as I used to be but these mofos that park right next to your car sooo close that you gotta fold yourself flat to get into your ride pizz me off, man..

I was in my car waiting for Nita and this white couple with a Ford pick-up pulls right next to me in the parking lot, even though there had to be like forty or fifty open spaces closer to the store..But nooooo, they had to park next to my whip.. and wham!! The wife gets out, slams her passenger side door into my car and was about to keep on steppin" until I went all ghetto and shyt..

Southern drawl"Ah'm so sorry, mister. My wife has a hearing problem." I was like, "Oh, yeah? Y'all about to have an azz getting kicked problem.." 

Luckily, the dent could be popped out with one of those fix a dent suction cup dealies..And yeah, the wife was stone cold deaf..Nita was like, "Can you not beat up the handicapped, please?"

I guess my warning label should say:

WARNING!!
Will slap the taste out of your mouth if you ding or scratch my Honda!! So don't park next to me, okay?

[devineone]

I guess my warning label should say:

WARNING!!
Will slap the taste out of your mouth if you ding or scratch my Honda!! So don't park next to me, okay?

CB you betta hold off on getting that lexus or whatever that luxury car you want.  I wouldn't want to read 'bout you in the papers for going up somebody's head if they ding that luxury car.  Honda's are great cars though.  Here in NYC, with parking at a premium, people sort of expect to get the 'friendly tap' when cars are parallel parked.  I saw a Bentley in Soho last week, with a few cars parked right on the Bentley's bumper. 

[cool breeze]

Devineone, I'm just an average cat..I'm not too fussy about cars and other material things, but folks here seem like they got an addiction..People wanna sit or lean on my car..People wanna sit their packages on my car..I mean wtf?? Did I miss a memo or something? What is so special about my 1995 Accord?

One of the main reasons that the NSX stays in the garage.. If folks can't seem to stay away from the old 1995 Honda Accord, I know some fool is gonna want to sit his 50lb bag of dog food or something on my car..The next fool that seems to be sent by destiny or whatever to scratch my car, is gonna get his or her azz kicked..Believe that..

Oh, now I won't  kick a female's azz myself, but I'd get my cousin Stacy to do it..She ain't working and she needs the money..

[devineone]

Devineone, I'm just an average cat..folks here seem like they got an addiction..People wanna sit or lean on my car..People wanna sit their packages on my car..I mean wtf?? Did I miss a memo or something? What is so special about my 1995 Accord?

One of the main reasons that the NSX stays in the garage.. If folks can't seem to stay away from the old 1995 Honda Accord, I know some fool is gonna want to sit his 50lb bag of dog food or something on my car..The next fool that seems to be sent by destiny or whatever to scratch my car, is gonna get his or her azz kicked..Believe that..

Not to derail the topic, but do you think people may be more inclined to do this with an old car than say a more expensive one?  Or maybe they are just drawn to your aura CB, the aura you leave behind in your honda.  You're drawing folks and just don't know it.    (not trying to make light of it I know how annoying this can be).

[cool breeze]

Or maybe they are just drawn to your aura CB, the aura you leave behind in your honda.  You're drawing folks and just don't know it. 

Devineone, you and Nita are killing me..She said the same thing..I'm gonna change my aura..