Women That Don't Wear Panties

[MsHeartBeat]

This came in to the advice column.  I've also posted my response.  What do you think?  What would you do if this was a member of YOUR family or one of your friends?


Dear Ms. HeartBeat:
Are panties (on a woman) really necessary? Are there any woman out there who does not wear them besides me? I have not worn them in years. I have to admit that I like teasing men sometimes.  Am I strange?

Ms. HeartBeat Responds:
(thinking to myself as I type - you nazty heffa!)
Women that do not wear underpants are nasty. Coochie juice soaking car seats, theatre seats, and gym equipment.. that's not sexy, its gross. Your uncovered genitals are touching seats that have been touched and contaminated by thousands of people of unknown cleanliness. Panties are for your protection from bacteria just as much as they protect other people from yours!

[devineone]

Dayum!! 
After reading this topic I may just have to wear me an extra pair of undies for protection!  If she's wearing pants, then at least she has something between herself and what she's sitting on, if she's wearing a dress, then that's just disgusting.   I'm glad you advised her. 

[MsHeartBeat]

I saw a girl at the gym doing this... young, probably about 19 or so.  Flashing pubic hair in little (loose cut) booty shorts.  Men were staring then shaking their heads in disgust.  She thought that was cute.  I had to go over and tell her how disgusting she was and how she was risking getting all KINDS of bacteria and viruses up in her cooch with that move.  Gyms are very nasty places really.  I wash my hands several times a day and use that gel stuff and wipe off the equipment with wipes before I touch ANYTHING. 

She looked stunned like it had never occurred to her that she was risking her female reproductive health with that move.  I am with you Devineone, I wanna wear like 1177 pairs of draws to protect myself from the nastiness. lolol

[mochagirl1]

When I read this, my first thought was eewwww!!!!  I don't even like sitting down in a suit on the train let alone with nothing to help cover me down there.  And the theatres?  They are a bastion of nasty bodily fluids.  While in school, my sister was a manager at a movie theatre and I tell you, people do all kinds of nasty things in those seats!  And how could that be titillating? I thought men actually liked the idea of underwear on a woman.  I'm with you on the dress thing DO.  Even when I'm wearing a summer dress that's above the knee, I even wear a pair of shorts underneath because the thought of sitting anywhere like that grosses me out.  I always smooth out my dress before I sit, instead of just plunking down, so there's fabric in between me and the seat as well, but even then I'm creeped out.  So when I think about this woman sitting down anywhere, on the bus, the train, the stores, the restaurants, well, it makes me want to go shower!  Ewwwww!!!!     

[Starchild]

Yeah, that is just nasty.  Even with my nasty-ass  male mind  , no panties on a regular basis is just nasty. 

[bigmomma]

ooooowww!!!!
 

I bet she leave her scent EVERYWHERE!!!