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By October 2, 2011

Stinky is as stinky was

 

Dear Ms. HeartBeat:
Why is it you get dumped in a relationship then a couple of months later the person who dumps you comes crawling back wanting to “take it slow”…but then makes hardly no effort to make you happy? Has anyone else been in this situation that you know about? If so, how did they get ’em to change their ways!?

Ms. HeartBeat Responds:
Sharks swim in one direction, have you ever noticed that? And that is the direction you need to swim in as well – FORWARD.

Stop looking back and letting trash come flying back into your life. Once you put trash out at the curb you don’t go get it and bring it back inside the house, thinking its going to smell all sweet and fresh after a couple of months of rotting in the sun!

It was trash when you put it out, and now its nothing but rotten trash. Same trash it was months ago, just stinkier.

So you asking me how to get trash to change back into fresh produce is silly. Get it?

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Relationship and dating advice columnist of Ask HeartBeat! Has enjoyed dishing out insightful yet hilariously funny advice, tersely worded reality checks and "let me slap you upside the head" wake up calls to men and women around the globe since 1991.

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Relationship and dating advice columnist of Ask HeartBeat! Has enjoyed dishing out insightful yet hilariously funny advice, tersely worded reality checks and "let me slap you upside the head" wake up calls to men and women around the globe since 1991.

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